why won't they leave me alone?
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jana_denardoLike Ronnie Milsap sang 'I'm having daydreams about night things.' I'm trying to drive or concentrate on work I have three new characters blistering the cortex off my brain. Please stop dudes.I've picked my nano novel. It is not you.
You do amuse me and I am taking notes for a later date but seriously. There is already a lot of vampire and/or werewolf erotica out there.
And you Mr. Vampire, you were supposed to be elegant. You, on the other hand are insisting on the following:
1. you sing along with country music. BADLY
2. You're a Goth, as in a literal Visigoth, as in King Alaric (who didn't really die in a fight with Clovis)
3. That you have Sam Axe's wardrobe
4. That you have Sam Axe's love of booze and that I'm lucky you're not crushing beer cans on your forehead.
5. That your last station was in Louisville KY and that you want a country accent.
I am NOT writing Billy Bubba the redneck vampire prince. got it.
And yes Omega werewolf, I get that you're a DJ
hey beta werewolf, pick a profession if you're gonna do this.
You do amuse me and I am taking notes for a later date but seriously. There is already a lot of vampire and/or werewolf erotica out there.
And you Mr. Vampire, you were supposed to be elegant. You, on the other hand are insisting on the following:
1. you sing along with country music. BADLY
2. You're a Goth, as in a literal Visigoth, as in King Alaric (who didn't really die in a fight with Clovis)
3. That you have Sam Axe's wardrobe
4. That you have Sam Axe's love of booze and that I'm lucky you're not crushing beer cans on your forehead.
5. That your last station was in Louisville KY and that you want a country accent.
I am NOT writing Billy Bubba the redneck vampire prince. got it.
And yes Omega werewolf, I get that you're a DJ
hey beta werewolf, pick a profession if you're gonna do this.
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Date: 2011-10-02 01:48 am (UTC)I think I love the vamp already.
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Date: 2011-10-02 02:58 am (UTC)USE HIM AND ABUSE HIM, what else?
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